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dukesofthelotus:

sagebot:

#at first:  #what  #this isnt funny  #ok  #then:  #OMG  #HAHAHAHA  #WHDURHURHFUEHW LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL  

Kept watching because of the tags…WORTH IT.


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briouxbabs:

Omfg Shia you fucking troll.

briouxbabs:

Omfg Shia you fucking troll.



How much screen time did each of the Avengers get? 

assvenger:

hxcfairy:

I thought all of the Avengers represented in Joss Whedon’s The Avengers got their fair share of screen time. But lets face it, some got more screen time than others. Vulture went ahead and clocked the screen time of each character in the film just so we could know this useless bit of geek trivia.

Hawkeye: 12:44.
Thor:
 25:52.
Bruce Banner: 
28:03.
Black Widow: 
33:35.
Iron Man: 
37:01.
Captain America: 
37:42.

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theadventuresofcargline:


 #that is the single most terrifying thing i have ever saw in my entire life#and yet i cannot take my eyes from it #and the more you stare the more it looks like he’s moving #the more you feel the stare entering your thoughts and getting all your passwords #every RC-17 fanfic you’ve ever read everytime you looked too long at your teacher’s butt #everything is accessible by jeremy now #the more you stare the more he enters your mind #for he does not fuck around jeremy doesn’t #and the more you stare the more you’ll realize he looks like a goddamn ken doll #this has been definitely a frightening experience

 #RENNER KNOWS YOUR SOUL #YOUR SECRETS ARE HIS#jeremy renner #what did you do 

theadventuresofcargline:

 #that is the single most terrifying thing i have ever saw in my entire life#and yet i cannot take my eyes from it #and the more you stare the more it looks like he’s moving #the more you feel the stare entering your thoughts and getting all your passwords #every RC-17 fanfic you’ve ever read everytime you looked too long at your teacher’s butt #everything is accessible by jeremy now #the more you stare the more he enters your mind #for he does not fuck around jeremy doesn’t #and the more you stare the more you’ll realize he looks like a goddamn ken doll #this has been definitely a frightening experience

 #RENNER KNOWS YOUR SOUL #YOUR SECRETS ARE HIS#jeremy renner #what did you do 


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